Goodbye 2014!
by Lena
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Grand Cayman is probably the most overrated Island I’ve ever been on… it’s fake.. it’s boring… it’s way too expensive for what you get!
the only exiting thing on that overcrowded 7 mile beach, was my naked booty running into water. (middle finger to all you snobs! this is not a Muslim country! And even in some Muslim countries, you’re allowed to be topless, near hotels or on public beaches, like in Turkey)
I even tried to get away from all the packs of spoiled kids, infants with silver spoons, boring, fat, spoiled American travelers, who love “all-inclusive resorts” so that their asses get even huger, cruise ship “sheep-travelers” and dogs.
I took a car for 20-30 minutes towards the East. So-called “secluded” Spotts beach was better than 7 mile, but still had too much going on such a small sand radius – a national security, a family of 5 with a “silver-spoon” screaming infant, a dog and a couple of drunk teenagers…
I found a small area in the bushes, where I finally managed to hide from the whole craziness and just breathe… however water is not as great for swimming as it is on 7 mile beach.
It’s a prison for the wealthy, with national security everywhere, horrible drinks, served in plastic cups at the beach restaurants, even at The Ritz!
Absolutely inaccessible without a car and everything shuts down early. Skip this place and instead go to Zanzibar, Barbados or Alanya – 3-4 times cheaper, 100 times more beautiful and 1000 times more fun!
THE ONLY reason to go to Cayman, is if you are a horse person or an avid diver.
Galloping on the beach bareback was the true highlight and joy of this Island for me…
2014 hasn’t been easy.. it brought me a lot of heartache, but it also brought me buckets of joy & happiness.
I’m forever grateful to all my close souls in this crazy life, who lift me up, when my wings get too heavy…
Wishing all of my close friends, loyal readers of this site and your loved ones, great health, light and happiness in 2015!
Will be saying my farewell to 2014 in Cuba…
(My Dear Eddie, my friend, my family, my teacher, my inspiration… I will love you forever!) (i will write about this, when i get back from Cuba)
Fly!…
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The woman behind the naughty rebel…
The Artiste
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Thanks for being a truth-teller. I admire you and your blog. We’re halfway through 2015 already, and hope it is a good year for you and yours. Be well.
Couldn’t agree more about those islands. So many more interesting places to go.
I can write whatever I want, I will never get the readership that you get with photos like these.
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Yay…!!! Elena’s new online travel guide – “The 100 Crappiest Destinations Money Can Buy” – is out NOW!!! Find out who gets a three-molotov cocktail award from the world’s most chased after travel writer.
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To end 2014 here is my latest poem from my site (you can also hear me reading it :)) https://agapintheclouds.wordpress.com/2014/12/27/do-not-forget-the-ashes-of-flame/
Do not forget the ashes of flame of once a wandering summer’s rain
Do not forget the simple times when magic of life sings in rhyme
Do not forget the morning wake when chill is burnt in splendour great
Do not forget the Faerie Queen who danced before you but never seen
Do not forget the troublesome things for without which there’ll be no kings
Do not forget the feather of night of once a wandering moon’s delight
Do not forget the fragile nature when walking through her rising pasture
Do not forget the noble house which beats within your heart to rouse
Do not forget the lighted candle burning its dance of spiritual spangle
Do not forget the rite of time of once a wandering mortal’s climb
Do not forget the children’s story to be read and learned in all its glory
Do not forget the starry tryst when passions burn ‘neath lovers lips
Do not forget the dust of death of once a wandering secret’s breath
Do not forget the tranquil smile as you wave goodbye to this yearly mile
Do not forget the beauty of it all of once a wandering midnight’s door
Happy New Year, Elena!
Try Turks and Caicos next… preferebly (ahem) when I’m there
Happy Holidays to you. Keep living the dream.
Merry Christmas, Elana! I wish you all the best for 2015 and continuation of your “misfit” ways!
You are so naughty Elena – Love it!! You are a triple A woman – Amazing, Adventurous, Alluring. Thank you for sharing your free spirit. I wish the best for you in 2015 and look forward to your adventures (and photography). Your are so beautiful – in many ways – stay safe! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
thank you so much! such a pleasure reading your comments )